Have you ever needed to write an essay, and just could not be f*cked?

Yeah look, we've all been there. But I've learnt something about myself during my many years of life, and that's this: I can always be f*cked to write about cinema.

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I present to you The Silver Screen, a conversation space about movies and magic (hooray!). The world might not need to hear my opinions or sit through my poetic, exhaustive and sometimes hyperbolic exploration of the English langauge, but hey, you've made it this far so you might as well.

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So whether you need sentences for your film essay, a classy (or dumb) recommendation, or just something to do for 15mins, have a cheeky browse of this site.

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There's still time to head to the snack bar before we begin 🍿